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By Gnome Comedian Juck Fuzzlewick


Did you hear about the respected gnome warrior who people took seriously?
No, neither did I.


What happened to the Tauren when the gnome warrior critically struck him?
He was udderly devastated.


What did the brave Tauren call his scared friend?
A coward.


What did the Tauren mother say to her lazy child?
"Moove it!"


How did the Tauren refer to his business colleague?
As his coworker.


Why was the raid bored with the Blackwing Lair instance?
Because it would always dragon.


Why do undead creature have the clearest throats?
Because they always remember to gargoyle.


What does a famous hip-hop artist from the 1980's called Stanley Kirk Burrell and Sulfuras have in common?
They're both 'MC Hammer'!


How do the Beatles play World of WarCraft?
With a little whelp from their friends.


Why did the Warlock win the talent contest?
Because he did a really good impression!


How does the Darkspear tribe like to do their shopping?
With a trolley!


Ironforge is under attack? Actually it's located beneath a mountain. Pull the other leg, Defense Channel!


What do you call a French orc labourer?
A Europeon.


Why do the Horde know where all of the flying mounts are in Nagrand?
Because they have GaRADAR!

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Courtesy of http://wow.allakhazam.com/tftd_archive.html (without the courtesy):

Only blizzard spells Damage without a M.A.G.E.

Am I the only one who finds it somehow ironic that a gnoll says 'Grrrr fresh meat!' when it sees an Undead?

If taurens could be rogues I'd make one called Cowmooflage...

As my mom always said: "If you can't slay anyone nice, don't slay anyone at all."

Orphan says: I have heard of this big eye inside a temple in southern Silithus. Could you please take me there? I really want to see it. Please, Please, Please?

If Laughter is the Best Medicine, why doesn't LOL cure disease?

Scarlet Crusade: We put the Fun in Fundamentalism!

So the Undercity contains a Magic Quarter, a Rogues' Quarter, a Royal Quarter, a Trade Quarter, and a War Quarter. .. that's right - five quarters. Those stupid Forsaken can't even count!

Good priests never die, they just fade away.

Mounts should come with a warning label : Vanishes with warm or cold water. " Dryclean only."

The best thing about being an Alliance hunter? That's easy, never seeing a shaman roll on MY armor!

You don't want to die with your boots on, it'll increase your repair bill!

Apparently, money in Azeroth is transfered instantly by Western Union. But items, it seems, are sent by way of FedEx.

Why do they nerf warriors in almost every patch? Because warrior class is intended to take most of the punishment.

Why is levelling a mage like being Irish? Because all you do is fight then drink, and fight then drink again!

Does anyone else consider it chance that the letters in Tauren also can compose the word Nature? Perhaps there is intelligent design of cows.

What would you get if you crossed a Gnome and an Undead? A Gnome-skull!

Why did the Orc quit his job? He was a dis-grunt-led employee

Blizzard and World of Warcraft are very friendly people! Just yesterday they shook my hand for 6 hours.

I'm a domestic tank...I hold "wife' aggro like no other.

What do WoW players cast on themselves when they are playing online poker? Bluffs.

Q: Why are you holding your breath all the time? A: I wanna get blues and purples!

As an undead, I'm deeply offended by the term "No guts, no glory"

Irony: The only thing you can't put in your bank is money.

Mother: Eat your greens, son. Son: No! I'd rather disenchant them!

If I discovered Stormwind the first time I walked there, what are all those other people doing there?

What do you get when you cross a Tauren with a Gnome? A Mini-taur!

Why is Felheart better than Dreadmist, when a Dreadsteed is better than a Felsteed?

If a Orc decides to be a geek, does that make him a Dorc?

If a Tauren decided to become a rogue, would that make him an Invisibull?

Herbalism - So many Herbs, So little Thyme.

Why is it that we can't all speak the same language, but we can all read the same signs?

What do you get when you give Baron Geddon a sword? Arm-a-geddon!

Why does the griffon master tell you to "keep your feet on the ground" before he sends you flying?

If you are killed by a druid, is that considered death by natural causes?

Why is it called "Thousand Needles" when there are only about 50 needles?

Why is a gold bar only worth a few silver?

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